To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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