Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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