talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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