ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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