We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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