Whod you bang
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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