My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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