the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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