two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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