I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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