My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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