are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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