Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i just wanna soil my oats bro
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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