I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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