Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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