Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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