Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
When did angry sex become our thing?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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