I'm going to jail i love you
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
