But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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