If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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