Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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