IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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