he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
