entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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