dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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