What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
