is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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