I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Still dying that you shit outside
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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