Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
sex in a hospital.. check
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Randomize