Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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