GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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