You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
