Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We have started to decorate penises.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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