I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
i believe in u and ur pee
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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