We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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