Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
