a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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