I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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