are you still at the devil's house?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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