Where is the hickey?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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