I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
3 2 1 whiskey
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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