im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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