If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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