put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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