I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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