i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Is Oprah even human
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