My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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