Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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