there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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