The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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