Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I licked your asshole in confidence.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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