Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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