new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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