No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
