it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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