i think my mom watched the whole time
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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