Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
We left an ass print on the piano.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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